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			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2015 12:35:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>jarasan</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>OMG. I laugh long long time.</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2015 02:15:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Because of his stupidity and clumsiness, his teacher was always yelling<br /><br />at him, You&#x27;re driving me crazy, Tyrone.<br /><br />One day Tyrone&#x27;s mama came to school to check on how he was doing.<br /><br />The teacher told his mama honestly, that her son was simply a disaster,<br /><br />getting very low marks, and that she had never seen such a stupid boy in<br /><br />her entire teaching career.<br /><br />The mom was so shocked at the feedback that she withdrew her son from<br /><br />school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.<br /><br />25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable<br /><br />cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have open heart<br /><br />surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform.<br /><br />Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation,<br /><br />which was successful.<br /><br />When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome young<br /><br />doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk.<br /><br />Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him<br /><br />something but quickly died.<br /><br />The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly. Then he<br /><br />turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor in the Clinic, who had<br /><br />unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum<br /><br />cleaner.<br /><br />If you thought Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there is a high<br /><br />likelihood that you voted for Obama.<br /><br />... &#x5b;&#xa0;<a href="/blogentry/102920">More</a>&#xa0;&#x5d;</p>]]></description>
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