/blogentry/106428 emilyg's Blog: AARP Questions - LOL en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/106428#c147622 /blogentry/106428#c147622 Sat, 31 Oct 2015 09:14:15 GMT CARBOB MS EM, it is a crying shame, that youth is wasted on the young. I read in an editorial, that the majority of the people born after 1980 are useless. I hope it isn't true.

]]> CARBOB /blogentry/106428#c147618 /blogentry/106428#c147618 Sat, 31 Oct 2015 03:48:45 GMT MADDOG10 Pretty much sums it up....LOL.

]]> MADDOG10 /blogentry/106428#c147614 /blogentry/106428#c147614 Sat, 31 Oct 2015 00:15:28 GMT lejardin I can relate and I am not 70 yet lol. What do I get to look forward to? Yikes!

]]> lejardin /blogentry/106428 /blogentry/106428 Fri, 30 Oct 2015 19:52:48 GMT emilyg AARP- American Association of Retired People

Questions and Answers from

AARP Forum

Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find

younger women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore, under

FICTION.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going

through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can

finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to

live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is

mentioned in the bible... Is that true?

Where can it be

found?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:

And Mary rode

Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt

....

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your

over-70 year-old husband?

A: Tell him you're

pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the

elderly wrinkles?

A: Take off your

glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet

and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them

out..

Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet

parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your

car.

Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have

problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it

is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the

afternoon.

Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye

glasses?

A: On their

foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus

year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: Gosh, I remember

these!

SMILE,

You've still got your sense of

humor, haven't you?

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