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MADDOG10 — Sat, 14 Nov 2015 02:05:34 GMT

Just like Yogi once said "It ain't over, till it's over"..... Thanks Em...!

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Coin Toss — Thu, 12 Nov 2015 04:17:12 GMT

<br />Otis Sistrunk of the Kansas City Chiefs had his haircut like an arrow pointing forward so he knew which way to run. <br /><br

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JAP69 — Wed, 11 Nov 2015 23:10:43 GMT

________________________________<br />All these quotes for real? <br />Unbelievable.

Original Blog Entry: Professional Athletes...lol

emilyg — Wed, 11 Nov 2015 19:52:13 GMT

Why Professional Athletes Can't Get Regular Jobs, and

The danger of having sports figures as role models for kids.

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:

I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me.

2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.

3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the ' kin's say: I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl, Matt Millen of the Raiders said: To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too.

4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: He treat us like mens. He let us wear earrings.

5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann: Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes. (Now that is beautiful)

7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: You guys line up alphabetically by height. And, You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle.

8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison: Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton .

9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes.

10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota:

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless of what time it is.

11. Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt. (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)

12. Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player:

I asked him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?'

He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'

13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D: Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.

14. In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford: I can go to my left or right, I am amphibious.

Ah, but they ride to the bank in a Mercedes. . . .

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