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]]> lakerben /blogentry/109309 /blogentry/109309 Sun, 07 Feb 2016 16:29:30 GMT ochoop17 Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.

Sixty is the worst age to be, said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!

Ah, that's nothin', said the 70-year-old. When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!

Actually, said the 80-year-old, Eighty is the worst age of all.

Do you have trouble peeing too? asked the 60-year-old.

No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.

Do you have trouble crapping? No, I crap every morning at 6:30.

With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?

I don't wake up until 7:00.

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