Original Blog Entry: ex wife #1

woody4591 — Sat, 19 Mar 2016 01:18:45 GMT

During the last year of my marriage, my wife and I took a trip to Sears. While there my wife suggested that I tuck my shirt in because I looked like a slob. Fearing what would happen if I did not comply I did as instructed. As we left Sears we were stopped by security who insisted they saw me stick something down my pants. My wife was furious and said I've known this man 20 years and I can assure you there is nothing down the front of his pants! I used to think she was defending me but now I'm not so sure.

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