Original Blog Entry: 2016 Democrat convention schedule.

jarasan — Tue, 19 Apr 2016 11:47:18 GMT

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Democrat Convention Schedule

Saturday, 27 August 2016

11:15 AM

Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.

Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

2:30 PM

Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.

4:00 PM

Opening Flag Burning Ceremony

Sponsored by CNN

4:15 PM

Address on Being the Real You

Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and

Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM

How to Bank $200 Million as a

public Servant and claim to be broke

Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM

How to have a successful career

without ever having a job, and

still avoid paying taxes!

A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM

Medals of Freedom presentation to

Army deserter Bo Berghdal

Baltimore Looters

5:30 PM

Invitation-only Autograph Session

Souvenir photographs of Hillary and

Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

5:45 PM

Tribute to All of the 57 States

Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi

6:00 PM

General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,

and on using the terminology

Alternative Shoppers instead of Looters

7:30 PM

Announcement of VP Nominee

Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and

withdrawal when Hillary realizes he s

someone she got killed in Benghazi

8:30 PM

The White House Semantics Committee Meeting

General vote on re-branding Muslim Terrorism as

Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance

9:00 PM

Liberal Bias in Media How we can make it work for you

Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,

the Washington Post and the New York Times

with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15 PM

Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters

still incarcerated at GITMO

Michael Moore

9:45 PM

Personal Finance Seminar -

Businesses Don't Create Jobs

Hillary Clinton

10:00 PM

Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.

10:30 PM

Ceremonial We Surrender Waving of the

White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia, and ISIS.

11:00 PM

Short film, Setting Up Your Own Illegal

Email Server While Serving in A

Cabinet Post and How to Pretend

It's No Big Deal

Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM

Official Nomination of Hillary

Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

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