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sully16 — Thu, 21 Apr 2016 11:33:31 GMT

lol, exactly!

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hearsetrax — Thu, 21 Apr 2016 10:34:35 GMT

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LottoVantage — Thu, 21 Apr 2016 04:12:14 GMT

Very funny, and right on target with our present politico establishment, thanks for the giggles emilyg!!

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lejardin — Thu, 21 Apr 2016 01:12:03 GMT

Hysterical, and quite appropriate for this time in the making hahahaha, thanx Em.

Original Blog Entry: Dutch the Rooster...

emilyg — Thu, 21 Apr 2016 00:25:25 GMT

Butch the Rooster

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.

Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Peace Prize they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?

The moral of the story?

Vote carefully in the next election.

You can't always hear the bells.

( If you don't send this on, you're chicken ...... no yoke! )

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