Original Blog Entry: Few jokes for the day

amber123 — Fri, 22 Apr 2016 17:12:19 GMT

What did the Pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye Matey !

A friend told me that Coral die when they get stressed.

I asked him what can possibly make Coral stressed.

He answered: Current events.

The tallest building in my town is the Library.

Only because it has the most stories.

Sherlock and Watson went on a camping trip and about 3 AM Sherlock wakes Watson up and asks him what he sees up in the sky.

Watson answers millions and millions of stars

Sherlock then asks, what does this mean to you?

Watson says, there are millions of planets.

Sherlock then asks, now what does this mean to you?

Watson replies... it means that one or two of those planets could have life on it like Earth .

Sherlock replies.. No you dumb ass, it means someone stole our fuking tent !

My friend told me that she was cold, so I told her to go stand in the corner.

The corner is 90 degrees.

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