/blogentry/118638 emilyg's Blog: If Objects Had A Gender-- en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/118638#c163841 /blogentry/118638#c163841 Mon, 28 Nov 2016 11:54:05 GMT sully16 lol, thanks Emily.

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]]> konane /blogentry/118638 /blogentry/118638 Mon, 28 Nov 2016 02:52:15 GMT emilyg ZIPLOC BAGS male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

SWISS ARMY KNIFE male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

KIDNEYS female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

SHOE male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

COPIER female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

TIRE male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

SPONGES female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGE female, because it is always getting hit on.

SUBWAY male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

HOURGLASS male, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL female...

Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider... it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which button to press - he keeps trying.

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