/blogentry/119192 PlanB's Blog: Trump Airlines Flight 1600 for Defectors en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/119192#c164462 /blogentry/119192#c164462 Wed, 14 Dec 2016 01:21:39 GMT reddog I bet cha not one of them had any intention of leaving. This country couldn't get that lucky.

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]]> sully16 /blogentry/119192 /blogentry/119192 Tue, 13 Dec 2016 17:16:02 GMT PlanB During the lead up to the 2016 election, countless liberal celebrities remarked that they d rather move out of the country than live in an America governed by then-Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump.

Along those lines, a satirical recording was recently released of what the pre-flight announcement from a Trump pilot on a flight ferrying celebrities to Canada might sound like

Amid the noise of jet engines spooling up came the familiar tone of the pilot s intercom being triggered.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking, welcome aboard Trump Flight 1600 with nonstop service to Canada

We d like to welcome all of our celebrity defectors, and we ll get you out of America just as soon as the tower clears us for takeoff,

When the plane has reached cruising altitude the flight attendants will come by and collect your U.S. citizenship renunciation forms and hand out beverages and crying towels.

Once we reach the drop zone, you ll be guided to the exit ramp in the rear of the plane where you ll take a crash course on parachute folding and be jettisoned shortly thereafter,

We d like to thank you for choosing Trump Airlines and hope you have a soft landing. Buh-bye.

Celebrities who promised to leave:

Comedian Jon Stewart

Comedian Chelsea Handler

Actress Neve Campbell

IAC Interactive Founder Barry Diller

Feminist Lena Dunham

Comedian Keegan-Michael Key

Actress Chlo Sevigny

Race Hustler Al Sharpton

Actress Natasha Lyonne

Comedian Eddie Griffin

Filmmaker Spike Lee

Model Amber Rose

Actor Samuel L. Jackson

Singer Cher

Comedian George Lopez

Singer Barbra Streisand

Actress Raven-Symon

TV Host Whoopi Goldberg

Actor Omari Hardwick

Pop Star Miley Cyrus

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Comedian Amy Schumer

British Columnist Katie Hopkins

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