/blogentry/119533 emilyg's Blog: The Rabbi's Wife en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/119533#c165239 /blogentry/119533#c165239 Sat, 24 Dec 2016 21:06:42 GMT lejardin Hahahahahaahahah very funny.

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]]> eddessaknight /blogentry/119533 /blogentry/119533 Fri, 23 Dec 2016 21:07:06 GMT emilyg The Rabbi's Wife

At Friday night services, Morris goes to his friend Irving and says,

I need a favor. I'm sleeping with the Rabbi's wife. Can you hold him

in synagogue for an hour after services for me ?

Irving is not very fond of the idea but being Morris' lifelong

friend, he reluctantly agrees.

After services, he strikes up a conversation with the Rabbi, asking

him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.

After some time the wise Rabbi becomes suspicious and asks,

Irving what are you really up to ?

Irving, filled with feelings of guilt and remorse confesses to the Rabbi,

I'm sorry, Rabbi. My friend is sleeping with your wife, right

now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.

The Rabbi smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Irving's shoulder and

says, You better hurry home, Irving. My wife died two years ago !!

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