Comment #7

MADDOG10 — Sat, 04 Feb 2017 00:00:25 GMT

Well, she was indoctrinated into a Military DRILL. LOL.

Comment #6

Dd2160 — Fri, 03 Feb 2017 21:39:25 GMT

Funnty in my Madea voice!! Lol

Comment #5

eddessaknight — Fri, 03 Feb 2017 01:17:10 GMT

Keep it up & keep saluting :-)

Comment #4

rcbbuckeye — Thu, 02 Feb 2017 23:11:28 GMT

Uh...hearsetrax, "keep them comming"? LOL.

Comment #3

hearsetrax — Thu, 02 Feb 2017 22:41:19 GMT

<br />keep them comming

Comment #2

konane — Thu, 02 Feb 2017 21:43:07 GMT

Comment #1

CARBOB — Thu, 02 Feb 2017 21:38:04 GMT

Military time will get them every time. LOL Thanks Em!!

Original Blog Entry: No Sex since 1955...

emilyg — Thu, 02 Feb 2017 21:04:05 GMT

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.

There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?

Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, It looks like you have seen a lot of action.

Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.

The young lady, trying to start up a conversation, said, You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself.

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?

1955, ma'am.

Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955!

She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to relax him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.

The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, I hope not; it's only 2130 now.

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