Comment #8

Coin Toss — Thu, 16 Feb 2017 00:33:14 GMT

I've got top give credit where it's due. a frend at Aeizona State sent this.

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konane — Wed, 15 Feb 2017 20:25:57 GMT

Funny!

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emilyg — Wed, 15 Feb 2017 17:55:24 GMT

Passing this on - lol

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rcbbuckeye — Wed, 15 Feb 2017 16:30:38 GMT

That is really good CT.

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sully16 — Wed, 15 Feb 2017 11:26:41 GMT

lol lol, Shumer and Pelosi, leaders of TURD.

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hearsetrax — Wed, 15 Feb 2017 10:21:01 GMT

<br />I think its waaaaay too late 4 a lady friend of mine <br /><br />I think she got a teminal case of T.U.R.D

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eddessaknight — Wed, 15 Feb 2017 08:50:03 GMT

And Too TRUE - well done Coin !

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lejardin — Wed, 15 Feb 2017 05:03:24 GMT

OMG, Too funny. Good one!

Original Blog Entry: Know the signs, spot the symptoms, save a life

Coin Toss — Wed, 15 Feb 2017 04:48:43 GMT

Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Unacceptance Resistance Disorder (TURD)?

Know the signs, spot the symptoms, and save a life.

TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.

Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, and uncontrollable crying.

People with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.

TURD Is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.

Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:

Membership in the Democratic Party

Identifying as a Feminist

Currently enrolled in college, and/or Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree

Living in a densely populated metropolitan area

Massive student debt

Spotty or non-existent work history

Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.

If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again.

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