Good News And Bad News -

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Dd2160 — Fri, 31 Mar 2017 09:17:16 GMT

Ohhh my dammmm!! Funny!!

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sully16 — Fri, 31 Mar 2017 02:49:37 GMT

lol

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eddessaknight — Fri, 31 Mar 2017 01:28:16 GMT

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jarasan — Fri, 31 Mar 2017 00:52:14 GMT

Funny stuff!!!!

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konane — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 22:32:59 GMT

Good one!

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lejardin — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 22:14:48 GMT

LOL, saw that one coming, good one!

Original Blog Entry: Good News And Bad News -

eddessaknight — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 21:58:32 GMT

GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.

I have some good news, and I have some bad news.

The art collector replied, I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first.

The lawyer said, Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me

that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks

will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right.

Saul replied enthusiastically, Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman!

You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?

The lawyer replied, The pictures are of you and your secretary.

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