https://blogs.lotterypost.com/maddog10/2017/4/the-difference-between-california-and-texas.htm MADDOG10's Blog: The Coyote Principal. LMAO. en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator https://blogs.lotterypost.com/maddog10/2017/4/the-difference-between-california-and-texas.htm#c171925 https://blogs.lotterypost.com/maddog10/2017/4/the-difference-between-california-and-texas.htm#c171925 Fri, 28 Apr 2017 15:20:55 GMT konane Buzzards have to eat too. lol

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]]> jarasan https://blogs.lotterypost.com/maddog10/2017/4/the-difference-between-california-and-texas.htm https://blogs.lotterypost.com/maddog10/2017/4/the-difference-between-california-and-texas.htm Fri, 28 Apr 2017 01:18:46 GMT MADDOG10 The Difference Between Texas And California THIS IS PERFECT.

April 26, 2017 08:04pm

This was sent to us by a clever and competent reader and I love it and had to share.

The Coyote Principle

CALIFORNIA

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor s dog, then bites the Governor. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie Bambi

and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing

what is natural. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and

bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills

the State $200 testing it for diseases. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting

checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite

wound bandaged. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish Game

conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free

of dangerous animals. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a

coyote awareness program for residents of the area. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to

better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the

disease throughout the world. The Governor s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with

additional special training for the nature of coyotes. PETA protests the coyote s relocation and files a $5 million

suit against the state.

TEXAS

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog. The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and

keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. The buzzards eat the dead coyote.

BOOM.

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