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grwurston — Sun, 21 May 2017 23:57:48 GMT

That was good. Permission to repost?

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konane — Sun, 21 May 2017 12:04:14 GMT

Good one!

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sully16 — Sun, 21 May 2017 12:02:38 GMT

lol lol

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hearsetrax — Sun, 21 May 2017 09:44:17 GMT

and women still wonder

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amber123 — Sun, 21 May 2017 02:44:39 GMT

OMG..LOL

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lejardin — Sun, 21 May 2017 02:38:45 GMT

LOL now is that what sort of deep thought a beer brings? Go straight to the nap.

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eddessaknight — Sun, 21 May 2017 00:58:55 GMT

OUCH!!!

Original Blog Entry: What deep things retired men think about... :-)

eddessaknight — Sun, 21 May 2017 00:58:28 GMT

What things retired men think about ...

What deep things retired men think about...

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, Nothing.

The reason I said nothing instead of saying just thinking is because she then would have asked, About what?

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nutz?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,

It might be nice to have another child.

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, You know, I think I would like another kick in the nutz.

I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap.

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