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MonEl — Thu, 06 Jul 2017 00:58:20 GMT

It might seem funny what you posted, but Google, the government, Microsoft, Facebook, AT&T - MaBell, Etc are into just about everything, not to mention also Amazon.com.<br />Google has more data-info about everything everywhere than the library of congress has, Google has more data-info than the CIA, the FBI, HomeLand, IRS and the Treasure Dep have all together and the many others are not too far behind either.<br />Scary? You bet it is and yet they don't yet reach everything everywhere all over... [ More ]

Original Blog Entry: This is truly funny, but scary as hell :-)

eddessaknight — Wed, 05 Jul 2017 22:11:59 GMT

This is truly funny, but scary as hell.

Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza?

No sir, it's Google's Pizza.

Did I dial the wrong number?

No sir, Google bought the pizza store.

Oh, alright - then I d like to place an order please.

Okay sir, do you want the usual?

The usual? You know what my usual is?

According to the caller ID, the last 15 times you ve ordered

a 12-slice with double-cheese, sausage, and thick crust.

Okay - that s what I want this time too.

May I suggest that this time you order an 8-slice

with ricotta, arugula, and tomato instead?

No, I hate vegetables.

But your cholesterol is not good.

How do you know?

Through the subscribers guide. We have the results

of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

Maybe so, but I don t want the pizza you suggest I

already take medicine for high cholesterol.

But you haven t taken the medicine regularly.

4 months ago you purchased from Drugsale Network

a box of only 30 tablets.

I bought more from another drugstore.

It's not showing on your credit card sir.

I paid in cash.

But according to your bank statement you

did not withdraw that much cash.

I have another source of cash.

This is not showing on your last tax form,

unless you got it from an undeclared income source.

WHAT THE HELL? ENOUGH!

I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, and WhatsApp.

I'm going to an island without internet, where there s

no cellphone line, and no one to spy on me ...

.

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I understand sir, but you ll need to renew your

passport ... it expired 5 weeks ago.

Sent from my iPhone :-)

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