Comment #5

Coin Toss — Tue, 01 Aug 2017 23:57:26 GMT

the judges statement! Hilarious! Battle Born all the way

Comment #4

lejardin — Tue, 01 Aug 2017 14:44:32 GMT

Now THAT is funny. AMEN.

Comment #3

hearsetrax — Tue, 01 Aug 2017 12:01:29 GMT

further proof that the world is screwier then we thought

Comment #2

sully16 — Tue, 01 Aug 2017 10:06:50 GMT

good point.

Comment #1

eddessaknight — Tue, 01 Aug 2017 09:58:42 GMT

The Truth Will Come Out.... Hallelujah

Original Blog Entry: Only In Our Good Old U.S.A. Pahrump, Nevada :-)

eddessaknight — Tue, 01 Aug 2017 09:54:11 GMT

ONLY IN OUR GOOD OLD U.S.A. :-)

WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER

LIGHTNING STRIKE!

An interesting turn of events in our Pahrump, Nevada...

Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business.

In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding -- with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church.

Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the grand re-opening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground!

After the brothel burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about the power of prayer.

But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church ...

was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business -- either through direct or indirect divine actions or means.

In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and vociferously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.

The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented:

I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer....and an entire church congregation that thinks it's all bull.

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