https://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2017/8/too-good-to-be-true.htm jarasan's Blog: Too good to be true! en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator https://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2017/8/too-good-to-be-true.htm#c175810 https://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2017/8/too-good-to-be-true.htm#c175810 Fri, 04 Aug 2017 20:22:50 GMT four4me

]]> four4me https://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2017/8/too-good-to-be-true.htm#c175760 https://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2017/8/too-good-to-be-true.htm#c175760 Thu, 03 Aug 2017 12:55:19 GMT rcbbuckeye There's probably a lot more truth to that than we realize.

]]> rcbbuckeye https://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2017/8/too-good-to-be-true.htm#c175747 https://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2017/8/too-good-to-be-true.htm#c175747 Thu, 03 Aug 2017 10:01:00 GMT sully16 lmao

]]> sully16 https://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2017/8/too-good-to-be-true.htm#c175706 https://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2017/8/too-good-to-be-true.htm#c175706 Wed, 02 Aug 2017 08:43:20 GMT eddessaknight <br />That's just 2 darn fuh-ney!<br

]]> eddessaknight https://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2017/8/too-good-to-be-true.htm#c175698 https://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2017/8/too-good-to-be-true.htm#c175698 Wed, 02 Aug 2017 07:03:36 GMT mikeintexas That made me LOL, thanks!

]]> mikeintexas https://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2017/8/too-good-to-be-true.htm https://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2017/8/too-good-to-be-true.htm Wed, 02 Aug 2017 02:47:56 GMT jarasan A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, hair in a long ponytail and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, Hi. You know, I just hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing.

The social worker behind the counter said Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You will have to drive around in his 2017 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, You're bullsht1n' me !

The social worker said, Yeah, well... you started it.

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