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hearsetrax — Sun, 05 Nov 2017 16:12:55 GMT

jejejeje it still amazes me how much this younger generation is missing out on by learning things the hard way like we did

Original Blog Entry: Aging bullet points.

jarasan — Sun, 05 Nov 2017 14:07:46 GMT

As I get older, I realize:

#1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.

#2 - I consider On Trend to be the clothes that still fit.

#3 - I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.

#4 - My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.

#5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is, I don't need to write that down. I ll remember it.

#6 - I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.

#7 - These days, on time is when I get there.

#8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.

#9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes,

then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

#10 - Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me...

#11 - Getting lucky means walking into a room and remembering why I m there.

#12 - When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like

a mini vacation.

#13 - Some days I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed.

#14 - I thought growing old would take longer.

#15 - Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up.

#16 - There is nothing wrong with my hearing;I hear what I want to.

17 - I still haven't learned to act my age.

And remember... Youth is a gift of nature. Age is a work of art.

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