https://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2018/1/on-the-lighter-side-of-70.htm jarasan's Blog: On the lighter side of 70. en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator https://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2018/1/on-the-lighter-side-of-70.htm#c182592 https://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2018/1/on-the-lighter-side-of-70.htm#c182592 Sat, 20 Jan 2018 12:13:51 GMT sully16 LOL and Thank you .

]]> sully16 https://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2018/1/on-the-lighter-side-of-70.htm https://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2018/1/on-the-lighter-side-of-70.htm Sat, 20 Jan 2018 03:03:21 GMT jarasan I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.

This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?

I said, Yeah, you gotta pen?

She said, Yeah, I got a pen .

I said, You better get back in it before the farmer misses you.

Cost me 6 stitches...but,

When you re over seventy..............who cares?

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I went to the drug store and told the clerk Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.

Lady Clerk: Do you need a paper bag with that, sir? ;

I said Nah... She's purty good lookin'.....

When you re over seventy..............who cares?

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I was talking to a young woman in the VFW last night.

She said, If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right. ;

I said, If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you. ;

Cost me a fat lip, but...

When you re over seventy..............who cares?

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I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.

Really she said, Go on then... try.

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, Come on, what day was I born?

I said, Yesterday.

Cost me a kick in the nuts, but...

When you re over seventy...............who cares?

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I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

When you re over seventy...............who cares?

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I went to our VFW last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.

I said, Good legs.

The girl giggled and said, Do you really think so?

I said, Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.

Cost me 6 more stitches, but...

When you re over seventy..............who cares?

Thank these guys for our freedoms! SALUTE!

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