https://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2018/1/as-i-grow-older.htm jarasan's Blog: As I grow older. en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator https://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2018/1/as-i-grow-older.htm#c183106 https://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2018/1/as-i-grow-older.htm#c183106 Mon, 29 Jan 2018 23:38:55 GMT eddessaknight Hey wait up guyz, am trying to catch up with you :-)

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]]> JADELottery https://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2018/1/as-i-grow-older.htm https://blogs.lotterypost.com/jarasan/2018/1/as-i-grow-older.htm Mon, 29 Jan 2018 15:34:01 GMT jarasan from an email:

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers..

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim . I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.

The biggest lie I tell myself is... I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it.

I don't have grey hair; I have wisdom highlights I'm just very wise.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators We haven't met yet.

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age Getting lucky means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

Actually I'm not complaining because I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.

I don t have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every month.

I have my own pad.

I don t have a curfew.

I have a driver s license and my own car.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.

And I don t have acne.

Life is great.

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.

Now, I m wondering did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?

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