Original Blog Entry: Where Are My Glasses ? ? :-)

eddessaknight — Sat, 24 Feb 2018 01:37:58 GMT

WHERE ARE MY GLASSES ?

WHERE ARE MY GLASSES?

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing, I said.

Talking about my doing something useful seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.

She was only thinking of me she said, and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.

I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She replied, Are you nuts? You are 83 years old, and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?

I told her that I even got a membership card and e-mailed a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned me, Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club.

Oh man, I'm in trouble again; I really don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week.

The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun!!

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