Psychiarist vs. Bartender

Comment #4

eddessaknight — Sun, 11 Mar 2018 01:16:25 GMT

And a bartender is always cheaper & more fun

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amber123 — Sat, 10 Mar 2018 03:57:29 GMT

One question is all I'd ask him..."Has that evil entity ever harmed you physically?" Obviously not....so..... The moral to this story is that when people who think they are in a bad spot, and feel bad...whatever....I always reassure them with the same question. 100% reply with NO. I ask them yet another question..."You've been thru hell for the past ten years, YET, you are sitting here with me right now in perfect health and mind. Worrying About things won... [ More ]

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hearsetrax — Sat, 10 Mar 2018 03:34:52 GMT

LOL @ Jarasan <br

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jarasan — Sat, 10 Mar 2018 02:24:47 GMT

And a third, fourth, or fifth opinion don't hurt either.

Original Blog Entry: Psychiarist vs. Bartender

Coin Toss — Sat, 10 Mar 2018 00:20:20 GMT

Psychiatrist vs. Bartender

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.

So I went to a shrink and told him: I've got problems Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.

Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.

How much do you charge?

Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor.

I'll sleep on it, I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street.

Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having? He asked.

Well, Eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a pickup truck.

Is that so? With a bit of an attitude he said, and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?

He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Nobody's under there now.

It's always better to get a second opinion!

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