Comment #6

KAL035 — Thu, 22 Mar 2018 00:33:33 GMT

Dims will fail to appreciate the humor, but this is good material here! Very accurate these clear delineations and distinctions between Republicans and Democrats. We mostly know these things already, but it is very helpful to have it reduced to writing to expedite the process of separating the wheat from the chaff.

Comment #5

jarasan — Thu, 22 Mar 2018 00:21:36 GMT

Been true forever. TY!!!

Comment #4

sully16 — Thu, 22 Mar 2018 00:13:49 GMT

Exactly.

Comment #3

grwurston — Wed, 21 Mar 2018 23:57:05 GMT

So true.

Comment #2

Coin Toss — Wed, 21 Mar 2018 23:28:42 GMT

Excellent!

Comment #1

eddessaknight — Wed, 21 Mar 2018 22:09:14 GMT

<br />Darn Tottin

Original Blog Entry: REALITY: This is straight forward good country thinking :-)

eddessaknight — Wed, 21 Mar 2018 22:07:36 GMT

This is straight forward country thinking.

by Jeff Foxworthy

Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it

If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.

If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. :-)

A Democrat will delete it because he's offended.

I forwarded it

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