Thoughts from a senior man... :-)

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eddessaknight — Wed, 15 Aug 2018 21:20:07 GMT

Last birthday mi bride asked what wish would I make & I said "To continue to live forever happy - and so far I'm doing OK

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JAP69 — Wed, 15 Aug 2018 02:38:16 GMT

________________________________________ I am going to have that screen printed on a shirt. Brrrruuuuuhahahahahahahahahahahaha

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mikeintexas — Wed, 15 Aug 2018 01:07:58 GMT

I sat there for a while, nursing my beer, when I saw a cute younger woman at the jukebox and decided I'd make my move. Not really knowing what to say, I trotted out the worn-out old line: "Where have you been all my life?" She turned away from the jukebox, slowly looked me up and down and snorted: "By the looks of you, I wasn't even around for the first half of it.... [ More ]

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lejardin — Tue, 14 Aug 2018 23:35:05 GMT

These truly are funny and true especially that last one!

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eddessaknight — Tue, 14 Aug 2018 22:45:55 GMT

~ Robert Rodriguez, of his spy adventure movie:"Spy Kids 3-D Game over<br

Original Blog Entry: Thoughts from a senior man... :-)

eddessaknight — Tue, 14 Aug 2018 22:43:17 GMT

Thoughts from an senior man...

The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.

I live in my own little world, but it's OK. Everyone knows me here.

I saw a very large woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Left Tackle?

I don't do drugs. I find I get the same effect just by standing up

The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value

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If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.

Every day I beat my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

No one ever says, It's only a game! when their team's winning.

Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery

tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?

Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Marriage changes passion ..... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't need the freakin' class!

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't you know it! Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

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