Comment #4

lejardin — Sun, 26 Aug 2018 23:42:47 GMT

Lmao

Comment #3

KAL035 — Sun, 26 Aug 2018 00:32:47 GMT

<br />Things may not have turned out as well as they did, Lol

Comment #2

eddessaknight — Sat, 25 Aug 2018 22:02:07 GMT

Or possibly, Chiropractic School

Comment #1

eddessaknight — Sat, 25 Aug 2018 21:59:15 GMT

You have to wonder what Ivy League Law School Ms. Esq attended ? ?

Original Blog Entry: It takes an expert ... :-)

eddessaknight — Sat, 25 Aug 2018 20:57:11 GMT

It takes an expert ....

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choking and going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up two of the nickels but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, I've never seen anybody do anything like that before. That was fantastic. Are you a doctor?

No, the woman replied:

Divorce attorney.

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