/blogentry/138527 eddessaknight's Blog: Senior Parachute Club! :-) en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/138527#c197059 /blogentry/138527#c197059 Sat, 03 Nov 2018 00:11:46 GMT eddessaknight Life as a Senior Citizen isn't getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun! :-)

]]> eddessaknight /blogentry/138527 /blogentry/138527 Fri, 02 Nov 2018 15:34:37 GMT eddessaknight Senior Parachute Club!

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine, isn't a good thing?

Talking about my doing-something-useful seems to be her favourite topic of conversation.

I m only thinking of you, she said, and suggested, I go down to the Senior Centre and hang out with the fellas. So, I did and when I got home, decided to play a prank on her.

I sent her an email saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club!

She replied, Are you nuts? You're 88 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?

I told her that I even had a Membership Card and emailed a copy to her. Immediately, she telephoned me admonishing yelled, Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses? This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!

Oh man, am I in trouble, I said, I signed up for 5 jumps a week! The line went dead.

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