Ouch: First, It Snowed Last Night :-(

Comment #7

mikeintexas — Wed, 19 Dec 2018 19:07:10 GMT

Why? Who gets out and builds snowmen at eight a.m.? <grin> Not me; I would be sippin' on my first cup of coffee, look out the front door, see the snow, pour what's left in the coffee cup down the sink, turn off the coffee maker and go back to bed. Seriously, that was funny, thanks f/ sharing. Funny, but rapidly being something totally believable.

Comment #6

eddessaknight — Wed, 19 Dec 2018 07:59:50 GMT

LoL :-)

Comment #5

grwurston — Wed, 19 Dec 2018 05:40:34 GMT

Would that be an illegal (outerspace) alien? LOL

Comment #4

eddessaknight — Tue, 18 Dec 2018 21:43:39 GMT

Thank you konane & lejardin for the imaginative Twilight Zone remedy :-)

Comment #3

konane — Tue, 18 Dec 2018 21:04:47 GMT

Next time make a snow (outerspace) alien that replicates itself. ;)

Comment #2

lejardin — Tue, 18 Dec 2018 13:07:59 GMT

Excellent eddessaknight, how true.

Comment #1

eddessaknight — Tue, 18 Dec 2018 08:19:52 GMT

Woke up- so Hey, where am I ?

Original Blog Entry: Ouch: First, It Snowed Last Night :-(

eddessaknight — Tue, 18 Dec 2018 08:17:51 GMT

It Snowed Last Night

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa.

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The town council's equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied Snowballs and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be first tar and feathered and then beheaded

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become!

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