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eddessaknight — Sat, 29 Dec 2018 01:12:19 GMT

Funnniee :-)

Original Blog Entry: lexiphilia

Coin Toss — Fri, 28 Dec 2018 16:49:57 GMT

WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP? A lexophile, of course! (A lover of words, especially in word games, puzzles, anagrams, etc.)

. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

. How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

. I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

. When chemists die, they barium.

. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

. When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

. Broken pencils are pointless.

. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

. Velcro - what a rip off!

. Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last.

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