/blogentry/143889 eddessaknight's Blog: Little Johnny-- love this one  :-) en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/143889#c205250 /blogentry/143889#c205250 Wed, 10 Apr 2019 03:01:07 GMT eddessaknight #2 fuh-ney :-)

]]> eddessaknight /blogentry/143889#c205247 /blogentry/143889#c205247 Wed, 10 Apr 2019 01:26:32 GMT mikeintexas <br />My fav. Little Johnny joke: Little Johnny's mom gave him some money and told him to go to the store and buy a loaf of bread for dinner. On the way home, the loaf of bread dangling from one hand and the other stuck deep into his pocket, he passed the preacher of their church, who stopped him.<br /><br />"Hello, Johnny! I see you have the staff of life in one hand; what do you have in the other?" he asked, pointing down towards Johnny's waist.<br /><br />"Huh?" Johnny grunted, looking dow... [ More ]

]]> mikeintexas /blogentry/143889#c205243 /blogentry/143889#c205243 Wed, 10 Apr 2019 00:22:45 GMT sully16 lol lol funny

]]> sully16 /blogentry/143889 /blogentry/143889 Tue, 09 Apr 2019 23:17:11 GMT eddessaknight Little Johnny-- love this one

A teacher asked her class how many of them were Bernie

Sanders fans.

Not really knowing what a Bernie Sanders fan is, but wanting to

be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their

hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be

different...again.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Bernie Sanders fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Bernie Sanders fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mum's

a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a

Conservative.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked,

'If your Mum was a Moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

Little Johnny replied,

'A Bernie Sanders fan.'

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