Comment #3

rcbbuckeye — Fri, 17 May 2019 02:58:38 GMT

That was hilarious, and true!

Comment #2

lejardin — Fri, 17 May 2019 00:33:20 GMT

Oh too funny, sure to offend those with no sense of humor.

Comment #1

eddessaknight — Thu, 16 May 2019 23:34:30 GMT

Who says building a border wall won't work? The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't have any Mexicans..... :-)<br /><br /><br

Original Blog Entry: The "M" Word...by comedian Jeff Foxworthy

eddessaknight — Thu, 16 May 2019 23:33:23 GMT

The M Word....by comedian Jeff Foxworthy

Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics,

Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the

Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?

Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically

incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose

list.

So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to

the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but

can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.

4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be

unclean, You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide,

You may be a Muslim.

6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad

against, You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry

explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other

than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.

10. If you find this offensive t, you are likely part of

the problem here in America but if you delete this, you are highly

likely a Muslim.

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