Free Holiday Dinner; A priest says to his friend, the rabbi :-)

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eddessaknight — Thu, 27 Jun 2019 00:56:32 GMT

Thanks Mike, definitely a good one!

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mikeintexas — Wed, 26 Jun 2019 16:23:50 GMT

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eddessaknight — Wed, 26 Jun 2019 08:10:34 GMT

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Original Blog Entry: Free Holiday Dinner; A priest says to his friend, the rabbi :-)

eddessaknight — Wed, 26 Jun 2019 02:02:01 GMT

Free Holiday Dinner; A priest says to his friend, the rabbi :-)

A priest says to his friend, the rabbi, that he has a perfect way of eating for free in restaurants. I go in at well past 9 o clock in the evening, eat several courses slowly, linger over coffee, port and a cigar. Come 2 o clock, as they are clearing everything away, I just keep sitting there until eventually a waiter comes up and asks me to pay. Then I say: I ve already paid your colleague who has left. Because I am a man of the cloth, they take my word for it, and I leave.

The rabbi is impressed, and says: Let s try it together this evening.

So the priest books them into a restaurant and come 2 o clock they are both still quietly sitting there after a very full meal. Sure enough, a waiter comes over and asks them to pay. The priest just says: I ve already paid your colleague who has left.

And the rabbi adds: And we are still waiting for the change!

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