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eddessaknight — Thu, 27 Jun 2019 20:39:33 GMT

Karma is a B-itch isn't it

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Elizabeth03 — Thu, 27 Jun 2019 19:08:52 GMT

I unfortunately, live with him, till I find a better place to live! Good day

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mikeintexas — Thu, 27 Jun 2019 14:23:51 GMT

Great GUY, sheesh. Banged that out way too quick. Cheating is such a horrible thing.

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mikeintexas — Thu, 27 Jun 2019 14:22:46 GMT

"You stupid *******." said the driller to me. "The reason he's been so moody all this week is he thinks his old lady is having someone over after he leaves for work." I felt lower than a snake's belly. <sigh> Not long after that, we started picking up another guy, a fifth person after we picked up Ross. He would take Ross's place and we'd drive around the block and let Ross out and he would sneak back and slip into his back yard, waiting all night. It didn't take long, thin... [ More ]

Original Blog Entry: Femunications :-)

eddessaknight — Thu, 27 Jun 2019 08:34:06 GMT

Femunications:

Golf Tip

A woman and a man are lying in bed next to each other when her phone rings.

She picks up, the man looks over at her and listens.

She is speaking in a cheery voice, Hi, I'm so glad you called. Really? That's wonderful.

I'm so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye.

She hangs up, and the man asks, Who was that?

Oh, she replies, that was my husband telling me about the great time he's having on his golf trip with you.

Special Package deal for Businessmen

An Airline introduced a special package for Business men.

Buy your ticket, get your wife's ticket free.

After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.

All of them gave the same reply... What trip?

New SIM to Surprise Her Husband

Woman buys a new Sim Card. Puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room.

She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number:

Hello Darling.

The husband responds in a low tone:

Let me call you back later Honey, my wife is in the kitchen.

Cool Message by a Wife

Dear Mother-in-law,

Don't teach me how to handle my children, I'm living with one of yours he needs a lot of improvement

Throwing Knives at Wife's Picture

Husband was throwing knives at his wife s picture.

All the knives were missing the target!

Suddenly he received a call from her Hi, what are you doing?

His honest reply, MISSING YOU.

Habit of Talking in Sleep

A lady to doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?

Dr: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake.

Natural Disasters Just Happen

Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate, hurricanes to swirl around and no one teaches a man how to choose a wife.

Natural disasters just happen.

Your Husband Needs Rest

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you!

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