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eddessaknight — Mon, 15 Jul 2019 08:22:31 GMT

Erin go Bragh

Original Blog Entry: The Stranded Irishman :-)

eddessaknight — Mon, 15 Jul 2019 08:02:35 GMT

Stranded Irishman

Stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw the horizon.

He thought to himself, It's certainly not a ship.

As the we speck got a closer and closer, he began to rule out even the

possibilities of a small boat or a raft.

Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit.

Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the

wet suit stood a drop-dead collin gorgeous blond!

She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, Tell me, how

long has it been since you've had a good cigar?

Ten years, replied the amazed Irishman.

With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the

left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars

and a lighter.

He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. Faith and

begorrah, said the castaway... Ahh, that is so good! I'd almost

forgotten how great a smoke can be!

And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Bushmill's

Irish Whiskey? asked the blond.

Trembling, the castaway replied, Ten years.

Hearing that, the blond reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a

pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him.

He opened the flask and took a long drink. 'Tis nectar of the gods!

shouted the Irishman. 'Yurt Tis truly fantastic!!!

At this point the gorgeous blond started to slowly unzip the long

front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the

trembling man and asked, And how long has it been since you've played

around?

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed,

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got mi golf clubs in there too!

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