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MADDOG10 — Thu, 18 Jul 2019 23:45:26 GMT

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mikeintexas — Wed, 17 Jul 2019 15:56:26 GMT

<br />I'll never forget the first time I ever saw a woman breastfeeding. It was the wife of a good friend of my pop's and while the men were out in the garage drinking and working on some project, mom was entertaining his wife at the kitchen table with her newborn in her arms. I walked through to go outside and she was sitting at the table, her huge breast flopped out and the baby greedily sucking at it. I stopped dead in my tracks, staring until I caught my own mother's eye and knew in that... [ More ]

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hearsetrax — Wed, 17 Jul 2019 09:26:42 GMT

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eddessaknight — Tue, 16 Jul 2019 21:53:03 GMT

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Original Blog Entry: Gotta Luv Our Old People :-)

eddessaknight — Tue, 16 Jul 2019 21:51:07 GMT

Gotta Luv, Luv Our Old People

*Make sure you read the last comment statement!!!!!!!!!

Gotta Luv, Luv Our Old People

A doctor who had been seeing an 80 year old woman formost of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the doctor was looking through these his eyes grew wide as he realized Grandma had a prescription for

birth control pills.

Mrs. Smith , do you realize these are birth control pills?

Yes, they help me sleep at night .

Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely nothing in these that could possibly help you sleep!

She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee and said, Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks . And believe me ; it definitely helps me sleep at night

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A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she said , Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us. Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding , so she

said, Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here . A few minutes later the anxious man blurted out, Come on kid. Make up your mind ! I was supposed to get off four stops ago !

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Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of mother's milk .' The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:

1) ' It is perfect formula for the child.

2) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3) It is always the right temperature.

4) It is inexpensive .

5) It bonds the child to mother and vice versa .

6) It is always available as needed .'

And then the student was stuck . Finally , in desperation , just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test , he wrote :

7) ' It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it .

He got an A+ . '

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A woman and her 12 year old son were riding in a taxi

in Detroit . It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings .

Mom , said the boy, what are all those women doing?

They're waiting for their husbands to get off work , she replied

The taxi driver turns around and says , Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth ? They're hookers, boy ! They have sex with men for money .

The little boy's eyes get wide and he says , Is that true Mom ?

His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers , Yes.

After a few minutes the kid asks , Mom, if those women have abies , what happens to them ?

She said , Most of them become taxi drivers .

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An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbour that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning . She did this religiously and lived to the ripe old age of 103 She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren,

21 great grandchildren, five great great grandchildren and a 40 foot HOLE where the crematorium used to be .

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