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mikeintexas — Fri, 25 Oct 2019 22:37:04 GMT

I think the secret to a successful marriage, one that keeps the romance alive, are two separate bathrooms. Seriously.

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Elizabeth03 — Fri, 25 Oct 2019 21:39:17 GMT

I really enjoyed those!"

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eddessaknight — Fri, 25 Oct 2019 01:39:31 GMT

Fuh-Ney :-)

Original Blog Entry: Red Skelton's Recipe For The Perfect Marriage :-)

eddessaknight — Thu, 24 Oct 2019 23:21:26 GMT

RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. Somewhere I haven't been in a long time! she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down! So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, In the lake.

8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, Am I too late for the garbage? The driver said, No, jump in! .

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, What's on the TV?

I said, Dust! .

Can't you just hear him say all of these? I sure can! :-)

I love it. These were the good old days when humor didn't have to start with a four letter word. It was just clean and simple fun. And he always ended his programs with the words, And May God Bless with a big smile on his face.

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