When you're over seventy . . . who cares? ?

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mikeintexas — Mon, 04 Nov 2019 19:57:24 GMT

"Why?" I retorted. "Everybody does it." "Not from the diving board." she replied. ------ I was at a bar a few yrs. back and saw a cute young woman at the jukebox. I sidled up to her and asked "Where have you been all my life?" Turning around, she looked at me from head to toe and dryly replied: "From the looks of you, I wasn't even around for the first half of it.... [ More ]

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eddessaknight — Mon, 04 Nov 2019 19:54:20 GMT

and remember … we do not quit playing because we grow old ... we grow old because we quit playing." "Count your life by smiles, not tears; count your age by friends, not years; and remember … we do not quit playing because we grow old ... we grow old because we quit playing." Count your life... [ More ]

Original Blog Entry: When you're over seventy . . . who cares? ?

eddessaknight — Mon, 04 Nov 2019 19:50:46 GMT

When you're over seventy . . . who cares?

I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.

A fat ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said,

You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?

I said,

Yeah, you gotta pen?

She said,

Yeah, I got a pen.

I said,

You better get back in it before the farmer misses you.

Cost me 6 stitches.

I went to our VFW last night and saw a big woman dancing on a table.

I said,

Good legs.

The girl giggled and said,

Do you really think so?

I said,

Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.

I was talking to a young woman in the VFW last night.

She said,

If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.

I said,

If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.

I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.

She said,

Really. Go on then ... try.

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said,

Come on, what day was I born?

I said,

Yesterday.

I went to the drug store and told the clerk,

Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.

Lady clerk,

Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?

I said,

Nah ... She's purty good lookin'.

I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

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