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]]> eddessaknight Original Blog Entry: GuyZ: Old Submarine Sailor's Joke :-) /blogentry/172188 /blogentry/172188 Fri, 15 Jul 2022 22:13:16 GMT eddessaknight GuyZ: Old Submarine Sailor's Wisdom :-)

I was the only speaker to show up at the high school, so I had the stage to myself.

I talked about staying in school, getting good grades and all that usual bull; and since I had plenty of time because those other guys didn't show, I threw it open for questions.

The last one asked was, Can you give us a couple of your life's philosophical beliefs?

I said, That's an easy one. Looking back over my lifetime, I've spent most of my money on guns, airplanes, fast cars, women, and whiskey. The rest I just wasted.

I was escorted out without getting to finish my last two rules to live by:

1) If it flies, floats, it's cheaper to rent it.

2) If it's got titts or tires, you're gonna have major problems with it.

I hope they invite me back next year so I can finish. They need to know this sheeit!

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