Defiant Biden: I'M NOT LEAVING!!

Comment #138

jarasan — Sat, 06 Jul 2024 02:10:10 GMT

Until the mouth breathing stops and I regain control of my facial expressions.

Comment #137

grwurston — Sat, 06 Jul 2024 01:17:23 GMT

Until I can blink normally during the debates.

Comment #136

grwurston — Sat, 06 Jul 2024 01:16:31 GMT

Until the border czar visits the border.

Comment #135

MADDOG10 — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 23:46:31 GMT

Until Dr. Jill carries me off stage while I eat my ice cream.

Comment #134

sully16 — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 23:33:03 GMT

Until I find a cure for Male pattern baldness.

Comment #133

sully16 — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 23:32:35 GMT

Until I help OJ find the real killers.

Comment #132

sully16 — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 23:32:10 GMT

Until they actually find treasure on Oak Island.

Comment #131

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 23:22:01 GMT

Until I realize I am not a black woman. https://youtu.be/mp6q_acgbMQ?si=zhaRyelZncup-sg0

Comment #130

Lucky Star — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 23:15:55 GMT

This is hilarious!

Comment #129

lakerben — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 23:09:37 GMT

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/KdTS3Qf9HXHTBYs4

Comment #128

sully16 — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 23:04:25 GMT

Until Kamala stops cackling .

Comment #127

sully16 — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 23:03:47 GMT

Until I know the thing, you know.

Comment #126

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 22:28:55 GMT

Until the secret service lets me race the Beast with my vette.

Comment #125

jarasan — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 22:28:26 GMT

And joepedo said it today, “ when I beat Trump again in 2020.”

Comment #124

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 22:24:44 GMT

Till after Dr Jill starts seeing new patients.

Comment #123

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 22:22:59 GMT

Till they start giving the big guy more than 10%.

Comment #122

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 22:21:48 GMT

Hunter gets his job back at Burisma.

Comment #121

lakerben — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 22:21:21 GMT

See I told you the Maga tennis shoes are too tight. It's a brain warp rapid fire one liners from the trumpies of course it's probably better than long winded bs.

Comment #120

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 22:16:27 GMT

Until I plagiarize another speech.

Comment #119

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 22:12:02 GMT

Until I go back to college and graduate at the top my class.

Comment #118

jarasan — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 22:06:00 GMT

ball pit!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Comment #117

Brock Lee — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 21:16:11 GMT

y'all are too funny!

Comment #116

Brock Lee — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 21:15:20 GMT

the ball pit until chuck e. cheez himself tells me to.

Comment #115

lakerben — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 20:37:40 GMT

Th Maga air heads got their trump tennis shoes on too tight that could be the cause of all their one liners. He could start a new brand of tennis hoes with steel toes that would help them kick people when the storm the capitol again.

Comment #114

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 20:29:20 GMT

* Would you date or sleep with a rapist? How about a felon- sleep with one, if so: for how many minutes? Cause politically- you doing both.

Comment #113

jarasan — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 18:52:11 GMT

until barry tells me.

Comment #112

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 17:44:04 GMT

Until Michele admits she's a man.

Comment #111

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 17:42:37 GMT

Until I learn to answer questions without using a teleprompter.

Comment #110

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 17:40:13 GMT

Until they put signs with arrows on the sidewalks at the white house.

Comment #109

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 17:37:55 GMT

Until I save more people from drowning in the pool.

Comment #108

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 17:36:46 GMT

Until kids stop rubbing my hairy legs.

Comment #107

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 17:34:47 GMT

Until Kelloggs names a cereal after me. Like they did with Corn Pop.

Comment #106

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 17:31:47 GMT

Until they find Uncle Bosies bones.

Comment #105

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 17:29:53 GMT

Until I stop saying I talked to someone that died years ago.

Comment #104

sully16 — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 17:23:15 GMT

Until I kiss and Make up with Corn Pop.

Comment #103

lakerben — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 17:16:22 GMT

If it's close election I wouldn't be surprised if there was another Maga riot.

Comment #102

lakerben — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 15:47:07 GMT

Hey MD the entertainment will start when your crybaby felon gets thrown in jail. That's where he belongs. I'd he didn't pay off everyone he would be locked up for life.

Comment #101

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 14:45:54 GMT

* As they say : Not my monkeys, not my circus.

Comment #100

CDanaT — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 13:54:08 GMT

Until they put the Presidential Seal on my walker.

Comment #99

CDanaT — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 13:43:05 GMT

Until Gavin stops backing me.

Comment #98

CDanaT — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 13:40:51 GMT

Until I remember all names of my longtime friends.

Comment #97

CDanaT — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 13:39:41 GMT

Until the list of 25 Democrats calling for me to drop out is changed to zero

Comment #96

CDanaT — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 13:34:30 GMT

Until my press secretary admits that I have had a medical exam.

Comment #95

MADDOG10 — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 13:29:14 GMT

Not until they get new flavors for my ice cream.

Comment #94

MADDOG10 — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 13:27:32 GMT

Wow, talk about comedy central, it's been given a new lease on life here at LP. LB, first you say he has Red hair and the two responses later you say he has Blonde hair. which one are we focused on today? My thinking is that you need to schedule an appointment with an Optometrist, or maybe get a new prescription for your meds. Thanks for the entertainment it's quite satisfying. waiting for the follow ups!

Comment #93

CDanaT — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 13:06:22 GMT

until they show my interview with the FBI.

Comment #92

CDanaT — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 13:03:49 GMT

until all the "trillionaires" pay their fair share of taxes.

Comment #91

CDanaT — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 13:02:05 GMT

Not until you all buy electric cars

Comment #90

CDanaT — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 13:01:39 GMT

Not until my $7.5 Trillion dollar budget is passed.

Comment #89

jarasan — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 12:48:23 GMT

until Zelensky releases all the comprimat on the Biden's.

Comment #88

sully16 — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 08:41:47 GMT

Not until I tell everybody Trump will never leave as I scream I will never leave.

Comment #87

sully16 — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 08:40:58 GMT

Not until I let more Chinese spy balloons float all over America.

Comment #86

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 04:23:32 GMT

* You irritating me with those questions: you fired! But but, l don't work for you Sir! Doesn't matter, you fired.

Comment #85

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 04:18:36 GMT

* How about the Maga folks on LP, do you see jar jar, G & others answering your call? Nah, they weaklings- they only use to me is their vote & their wallets.

Comment #84

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 04:12:41 GMT

* Have any of the Jan 6th folk presently in jail received a " stand back & standby " get well card from the Orangutan?

Comment #83

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 04:09:38 GMT

* Steve Bannon showed up for prison, do you think he will get a visit from the Orange unit? Has the fool paid Navarro a visit?

Comment #82

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 04:07:15 GMT

* One likes taking a nap while the other guy likes " stealing from his supporters."

Comment #81

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 04:05:24 GMT

* Who doesn't like paying contractors that do work on his properties, but has the backing of the Evangelicals?

Comment #80

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 04:04:15 GMT

* Who's running for the highest office in the land that has been portrayed as the head of a Crime syndicate?

Comment #79

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 04:02:43 GMT

* Of the two vying for the Presidency- who's been charged with a crime, anyone know?

Comment #78

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 04:01:27 GMT

* Keep up- you getting repetitive.

Comment #77

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 04:00:58 GMT

* How does a rapist & felon take the oath of office?

Comment #76

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 04:00:04 GMT

Until my house in Delaware needs a new wall around it.

Comment #75

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 03:59:20 GMT

* We need a sexual predator in the WH.who do we know is known for grabbing women by their genitals.

Comment #74

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 03:58:22 GMT

* l think l will make Barron my son part of my cabinet. Eric is going to be in charge of " pouring concrete."

Comment #73

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 03:58:07 GMT

Until Hunter gets his laptop back.

Comment #72

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 03:56:27 GMT

Can l bomb coyotes in Mexico who are bringing undocumented folks into our country

Comment #71

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 03:53:17 GMT

* I gotta get back into power, l need to read fresh love letter from Lil Kim.

Comment #70

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 03:52:23 GMT

* Ah, No- you gave massive tax cuts to your buddies & drove up the national debt. I think you confused Sir.

Comment #69

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 03:51:25 GMT

Until I discuss it with Xi.

Comment #68

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 03:50:27 GMT

* No, Trump

Comment #67

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 03:49:18 GMT

* Who's hoping for that? The Maga supporters, who else!

Comment #66

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 03:48:37 GMT

* Oh yeah, we need a rapist running the country.

Comment #65

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 03:46:19 GMT

I get another prosecutor fired.

Comment #64

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 03:44:30 GMT

I take a shower with Ashley.

Comment #63

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 03:42:50 GMT

They find out who leaked the R vs W decision.

Comment #62

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 03:41:08 GMT

Until I close the border.

Comment #61

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 03:36:57 GMT

DC on Jan 6

Comment #60

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 03:35:50 GMT

Until I find out who brought the coke into the white house.

Comment #59

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 03:34:59 GMT

Until I find out who the DC bomber was.

Comment #58

sully16 — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 03:26:46 GMT

Until I give the Epstein client list to the press.

Comment #57

jarasan — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 02:47:37 GMT

until I resign on Monday.

Comment #56

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 02:30:56 GMT

*He probably got the green light to do that from Dr Ronny Jackson, the guy who ran a pill mill at the WH. You can always count on a demoted Dr to tell the public the truth, like saying 45 weighs in the 215 LB range.

Comment #55

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 02:23:09 GMT

* Cognitive issues with the Msga minions, how apparent.

Comment #54

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 02:21:51 GMT

* If the fool was the " answer " to the party, he would have got 70-90plus % of the voters, but he didn't. They conveniently leave that out because the media wants to create an atmosphere of a " close election." As W Bush's advisors once said " We fighting terrorist abroad & you don't change the Commander in Chief " while the mission is ongoing. In the end,Bush served 2 terms. * There's a simple reason the clown lost: Incompetence & over a course of 4 years, the voters made up... [ More ]

Comment #53

CDanaT — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 02:13:34 GMT

Until they put the railroad tracks back on the Francis Scott Key bridge when I used them before.

Comment #52

jarasan — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 02:10:51 GMT

until I sniff Navy Roberts....

Comment #51

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 01:58:54 GMT

* Hey look, Stormy Daniel's is in the restroom, l think l will take off my pants & sit on the bed in my briefs until she emerges- l am sure she is going to want me to hump her, all women do, they find me irresistible. * This is sexual interference: We had no sex, but because she was respectful- l decided she ought to be paid $130,000. No big deal, l can recoup that money from my sucker supporters. I love these guys, they just can't get enough of giving me money.... [ More ]

Comment #50

CDanaT — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 01:29:06 GMT

Until I really beat Medicaid or stop flying before debates.

Comment #49

CDanaT — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 01:25:35 GMT

Until they stop putting words in parenthesis on my teleprompter.

Comment #48

CDanaT — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 01:22:25 GMT

Until you confirm from Mitterand, himself, that we met.

Comment #47

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 01:03:52 GMT

After I clean out the garage.

Comment #46

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 01:02:44 GMT

Until Nancy invites me over for ice cream.

Comment #45

grwurston — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 01:01:59 GMT

Until they put the training wheels back on my bike.

Comment #44

lakerben — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 00:34:38 GMT

My neighbor was a lifelong republican. After the debate he threw his Maga cap in the trash. He said the gutless trump blamed Nancy Pelosi for the Jan 6th insurrection and all the lies from Trump were the final straw.

Comment #43

lakerben — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 00:27:49 GMT

They have resorted to nonsense. It must be the disinfectant the Don told them to use for covid.

Comment #42

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 00:09:36 GMT

* Or avoid getting eaten by a shark or being electrocuted, after all, the fool doesn't want to fly on a plane operated by a battery. Yikes.

Comment #41

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 00:07:22 GMT

* Let's talk about Snakes & sharks.

Comment #40

CDanaT — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 00:05:44 GMT

Until New Guinea finally admits they ate my uncle.

Comment #39

noise-gate — Fri, 05 Jul 2024 00:05:32 GMT

* A governor from Missouri has filed a lawsuit against the DA of Manhattan over 45's verdict, saying that the DA is interfering in the election process of Missouri folks choosing their candidate, huh? This trick was trued before by Ken Paxton, the AG of TX, saying that the States that certified the election for Joe was injury to the citizens of TX & their perceived candidate. * WTF is with these Maga politicians who think thar another sovereign State should bent to their will... [ More ]

Comment #38

CDanaT — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 23:57:09 GMT

Until the border patrol endorses me.

Comment #37

noise-gate — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 23:53:24 GMT

* It's similar to being the flavor of the month. If it sounds good enough to distract, why not use it. No matter what thru come up with, it does not change the fact that they hoping a sexual predator & felon gets back into power. What they seem to dismiss is the fact that debates do NOT win elections despite their uplifted spirits. How do l know? Glad you asked.. * Hillary won the debates against 45 cause she brought " substance & experience " against a novice, but she LOST. Jo... [ More ]

Comment #36

CDanaT — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 23:48:42 GMT

Until I get to play hide n seek with myself in the rose garden.

Comment #35

CDanaT — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 23:46:21 GMT

Until my sniffing hair privileges resume.

Comment #34

grwurston — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 23:44:18 GMT

Because Dr Jill said my diaper is full.

Comment #33

grwurston — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 23:39:44 GMT

To write another check for Zelenskyy

Comment #32

CDanaT — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 23:37:53 GMT

After they teach me how to do " The Biden" dance.

Comment #31

grwurston — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 23:31:49 GMT

Look for quarters on the stairs for AF1.

Comment #30

lakerben — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 23:27:50 GMT

Hey noise gate the magas are taking notes. They have a lot to learn . They go on a brain warp when they see the Facts!

Comment #29

grwurston — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 23:27:29 GMT

So I don't get in trouble.

Comment #28

CDanaT — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 23:25:08 GMT

Before we shoot down another China weather balloon in US airspace.

Comment #27

noise-gate — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 23:13:37 GMT

*Snakes, electrocution, hush money, Stormy Daniel's, racketeering in Georgia but you wake up from your " naps " when the discussion turns to Joe. You guys are like house pets that sleep all.day but come dinner time, you suddenly awake. You so predictable, and that's your weakness, makes it easy for folks to feast on your fears.

Comment #26

CDanaT — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 23:12:01 GMT

Before my dog bites a SS agent.

Comment #25

noise-gate — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 23:08:52 GMT

* Psst: This changes nothing, voters are not going to put a liar, thief & felon in the WH. There are much larger issues at stake which Republicans will not discuss, like women's rights & the progress that has been made since the clown left the WH.

Comment #24

noise-gate — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 23:03:42 GMT

* Perhaps a nap would help his brain function better where he wouldn't have to talk about " electrocution, snakes & sharks. A nap does a body good. Most past Presidents took naps, do research. Trump doesn't know what he is missing. * By the way: Didn't the fool takes naps frequently during his Manhattan hush money trial where his head was tilted way back & completely out of it? Pity cameras were not allowed in the court room, it would've been great seeing the moron fast asleep.... [ More ]

Comment #23

grwurston — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 22:40:15 GMT

Party with Hunter.

Comment #22

grwurston — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 22:39:49 GMT

To put a lid on my day.

Comment #21

grwurston — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 22:33:53 GMT

For the weekend.

Comment #20

CDanaT — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 22:31:23 GMT

Before my afternoon nap.

Comment #19

noise-gate — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 18:15:58 GMT

* We gonna rip up the Iran accord & draw up a better one- Never happened. How about the US paying for the wall now, but Mexico will reimburse America- Never happened. How about Infrastructure on 45's watch- Never happened.

Comment #18

noise-gate — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 18:09:41 GMT

* We have record employment, we drilling more now than ever, the stock market is in record territory & believe it or not, crime according to data is down.Inflation is coming down. So take us back to what? Let's not talk.about this so called " Open border BS." A policy was in place to address the border crisis, but the spineless Maga folks were told to sink it by the leader. * So: We as a nation are being asked to take back the country to the days of : Talking down to our Allies,... [ More ]

Comment #17

lakerben — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 17:25:59 GMT

Hey jar its time for your meds!!!!

Comment #16

jarasan — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 16:27:59 GMT

TDS is also touche derangement syndrome..........idiot, legend in its own tiny walnut brain.

Comment #15

lakerben — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 15:16:46 GMT

If the illegals had blonde hair and blue eyes the rednecks would have no problem with them!! Touche!!!

Comment #14

CDanaT — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 15:11:17 GMT

Because I have more illegals to let in.

Comment #13

lakerben — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 15:07:59 GMT

MD: the truth is the republican party is now in chaos a demented leader and puppets standing by knowing he's a criminal but standing by in a stupor. His Maga followers are empty headed and basking in the corruption.

Comment #12

CDanaT — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 15:03:23 GMT

Yes MD, the puzzlewits are entertaining.

Comment #11

lakerben — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 14:58:46 GMT

MD: the democrats need to pay off the Supreme Court and pay to delay all the criminal cases like your red headed felon hero does. Touche!!

Comment #10

MADDOG10 — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 14:53:42 GMT

These guys on the Left ought to start a comedy show because they're a hit here on LP!

Comment #9

CDanaT — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 14:50:02 GMT

Until Jill says so.

Comment #8

CDanaT — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 13:51:51 GMT

For work, until 10

Comment #7

jarasan — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 12:47:11 GMT

The bed.

Comment #6

noise-gate — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 04:32:56 GMT

* If you speak out against the Cult leader, you better be looking at retiring from Congress cause the Fuhrer would make sure you lose your seat like he did. We will be a 3rd world country if this D- head occupies the WH again. How do you salute a felon, anyone know

Comment #5

noise-gate — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 04:25:54 GMT

* Seems to me that the voters who " think" 45 is the better candidate are conveniently " forgetting " that he has been convicted, has charges pending in Georgia & the Supremes decided to give him a get out of jail free card. * That does not change who he is & despite the polls saying he is " da Man" the true test comes in November. A commentator recently said " If Trump had passed out on that debate stage " it would not have made a dent in his support from th... [ More ]

Comment #4

CDanaT — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 04:16:37 GMT

The bottom step.

Comment #3

lakerben — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 04:02:16 GMT

Have kamala step down and bring in Obama.

Comment #2

grwurston — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 03:58:52 GMT

The beach.

Comment #1

jarasan — Thu, 04 Jul 2024 00:21:40 GMT

The ice cream shop.

Original Blog Entry: Defiant Biden: I'M NOT LEAVING!!

truesee — Wed, 03 Jul 2024 23:09:52 GMT

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