/blogentry/21896 ochoop17's Blog: Wise Thoughts en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/21896#c23626 /blogentry/21896#c23626 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:53:51 GMT pacattack05 I like the blue joke....lol

]]> pacattack05 /blogentry/21896 /blogentry/21896 Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:43:07 GMT ochoop17 Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him

a sandwich.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet

and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't

help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs...

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut

saves you thirty cents?

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