Original Blog Entry: Retiring Mailman

ochoop17 — Fri, 16 May 2008 12:24:49 GMT

A 65-year old mailman decided it was time to retire. When the small

commmunity he worked for found out, they decided they should do

something nice for him, since he'd served them for the past 45

years.

So, the last day on the job, the mailman went up to the first house,

and the homeowner welcomed him in. They gave him a pile of presents

to thank him for all his hard work.

At the next house they gave him a cheque for 100 dollars, and the 3rd

house, a cheque for 200 dollars.

At the fourth house, a blonde lady answered.

She was wearing silk pajamas, and was motioning him to follow her

upstairs. the mailman had the best sex of his entire life, and when

they were done, he went downstairs. On the table was a huge

breakfast, with waffles, eggs, pancakes, the whole deal, and a cup of

coffee with a 5 dollar bill underneath.

The mailman was curious, so he said to the lady, I've had the best

day of my entire life, everyone has been so nice to me, but I have to

ask, what's the 5 dollar bill for?

The lady replied, I asked my husband what we should do for you and

he said 'f**k him, give him five bucks', but breakfast was my idea

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