/blogentry/22780 pacattack05's Blog: Stupid one liners en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/22780#c24894 /blogentry/22780#c24894 Thu, 05 Jun 2008 06:04:13 GMT Tenaj What happened to the man who stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun had went? It finally dawned on him.

]]> Tenaj /blogentry/22780 /blogentry/22780 Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:28:24 GMT pacattack05 A termite walks into a bar room and asks, Is the bar tender here?

Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night One was assaulted.

Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.

Yes sir, it s fresh ground.

What s brown and sticky? A stick.

Why are proctologists so gloomy?

They always have the end in sight.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

Roamin Catholic.

What did the apple say to the orange?

Nothing stupid, apples don t talk.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him out for a drag.

Why can t a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

Famous last words of a mafia hitman: Who put the violin in the violin case?

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Robin, get in the car.

What s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.

What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

A private tutor.

What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit?

A bad hare day.

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No?

That s because he hides well.

What was the centerpiece of the annual Anorexia and Bulimia sufferers convention?

A cake jumping out of a girl.

Where do kings keep their armies?

In their sleevies.

Why don t anteaters get sick?

Because they re full of anty-bodies.

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