Comment #2

pacattack05 — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:40:06 GMT

I hate to admit that I've done number 11 a few times by accident....lol

Comment #1

Gentlespirit — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 16:39:23 GMT

Ochoop...these are soooo funny!!! My daughter would get a big kick out of these...I'm going to send them to her! :)

Original Blog Entry: Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

ochoop17 — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 13:30:42 GMT

Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It In .

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch o E! spresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For SeSual Favors (I changed it to S for Graces and my sake.)

7. Finish all Your Sentences With In Accordance With The Prophecy.

8 don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is To Go.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream I Won!, I Won!

16. When Leaving The zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!

17. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.

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