Original Blog Entry: Old Man- Aging Jokes

ochoop17 — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:35:58 GMT

Old Man - Aging Jokes

I ve sure gotten old, said Maury the Snitch. I ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees.

I fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I m half blind, can t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.

I have bouts with dementia, such poor circulation that I can hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.

Sheesh, I can t even remember if I m 26, or 62, or 86!

Plus, I ve lost all my friends .

But thank God, I still have my driver s license!

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