Original Blog Entry: In The Service

ochoop17 — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:52:04 GMT

A man was being interviewed for a job. Were you in the service? the interviewer asks.

Yes, I was a Marine, responds the applicant.

Did you see any active duty?

I was in Vietnam for two years and I have a partial disability.

May I ask what happened?

Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles.

You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 a.m.

When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability.

Everyone else starts at 7 a.m., but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first.

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