Original Blog Entry: The Farmhouse

ochoop17 — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:17:23 GMT

Jack decides to go skiing with his buddy Bob. They load up Jack's station wagon and head north. After driving for a few hours, they get caught in a terrible blizzard. They pull into a nearby farmhouse and ask the attractive lady of the house if they can spend the night.

I'm recently widowed, she explains, and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.

Not to worry, Jack says, we'll be happy to sleep in the barn.

Nine months later, Jack gets a letter from the widow's attorney. He calls up his friend Bob and says, Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?

Yes, I do, Bob says.

Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her? Jack asks.

Yes, I have to admit that I did, Bob says.

Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name? Jack asks.

Bob's face turns red and he says, Yeah, I'm afraid I did.

Well, thanks a lot, pal Jack says. She just died and left me her farm.

... [ More ]