Comment #3

emilyg — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 03:30:26 GMT

Good one.

Comment #2

chippie — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:18:26 GMT

I enjoyed this, thanks

Comment #1

pumpi76 — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:57:17 GMT

Is true we are guilty, there is a name for cougar, stingray, eagle etc, but there is none for a dog...There should be one called greyhound...

Original Blog Entry: To God From The Dog

ochoop17 — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:26:51 GMT

To God From the Dog

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle ?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

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