Original Blog Entry: Union Brothel

ochoop17 — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:20:35 GMT

A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.

When he got to the first one, he asked the madame, Is this a union house?

No, I'm sorry it isn't.

Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?

The house gets $80 and the girls get $20.

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable shop.

His search continued as long as you want to draw things out, until finally he reached a brothel where the madame said, Why yes, this is a union house.

And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?

The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.

That's more like it! the man said. He looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive redhead. I'd like her for the night.

I'm sure you would, sir, said the madame, gesturing to a fat fifty-year-old woman in the corner, but Ethel here has seniority.

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