Notice to all employees.

Comment #15

jarasan — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 15:30:52 GMT

There is nothing wrong with helping those in need, we already do, everyday, all the time.

Comment #14

wiltay — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:48:36 GMT

What's so wrong with helping those in need?

Comment #13

jme0823 — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:17:44 GMT

@Jarasan, I have never qualified for it either, but I would rather see them give it to an as you say "under achiever", than for them to spend it getting US Troops killed for nothing! Or bailing out corrupt CEO's and companies!

Comment #12

jarasan — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:52:40 GMT

Here is the info: copy/paste to your address bar: http://www.wwwebtax.com/credits/earned_income_credit.htm The policy in the above blog entry is meant to be a satirical representation of socialist policies.<br

Comment #11

jme0823 — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:31:09 GMT

@Jarasan, that is a good joke you have written, and it is funny, but you are being sarcastic. You need to read the real issues instead of someone's column or opinion. What you are referring to is Earned Income Credit which was instituted by Ronald Reagan. Yes! He is a republican; it was then expanded by Bill Clinton, a democrat! It hasn't been touched since then. President Bush institued the Stimulus Checks which is the same thing in a different way. Sen. Obama wants to expand EIC more, and that is what they are calling "spreading wealth" around! So, when you file your taxes and claim EIC, you are getting some of that wealth. So, don't claim it when you file your income taxes since you think it is such a bad idea! Once again, that is a great joke to people who don't know any better!... [ More ]

Comment #10

wiltay — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:51:58 GMT

John McCain (R- Arizona), and Donald W. Riegle (D- Michigan), so you see, they are all corrupt. The sad thing is, they always walk away with a tap on the hand. People need to start holding them responsible for their actions.

Comment #9

NBey6 — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:39:49 GMT

50 - 50

Comment #8

jarasan — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:34:09 GMT

@pac; You're always right, I can't believe how insightful you've become. The Dalai Lama has nothing on you. Thanks for showing me the light, the illuminati has illuminated. @ochoop17; I guess I wasn't clear, I don't dislike Obama personally. Unlike sports, this election can effect the future of USAmericans for a very long time. The agenda of the extreme left will be in control of the federal govt.. If you don't think that Obama, Pelosi, and Reid have a leftist/socialist ag... [ More ]

Comment #7

jarasan — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:34:08 GMT

Comment #6

NBey6 — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:15:19 GMT

40 - 40

Comment #5

ochoop17 — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:55:28 GMT

Lank, I guess these people don't like Obama because he's not a Republican or is it ?

Comment #4

pacattack05 — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:53:43 GMT

I wish you could hear yourselves. Jarasan, I think you should wake up and realize both parties are corrupt. If you really believe it's only the democrats who are the evil ones, and the republicans are angels, then you and the rest of all the other political nerds need your heads examined. This goes for the democrat nerds too. I know you'll probably reply with some ill attempt, savvy comment, but there is nothing you or anyone else can say that'll overshadow what I s... [ More ]

Comment #3

TigerAngel — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 07:23:56 GMT

Most excellent and true post. Did you write it? Keep up the good fight. Some ppl are waking up, don't give up. Good job! I'll have to check out that book.

Comment #2

jarasan — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 02:10:56 GMT

Obama has to hide all his buddies, McCain is an open book with a very long tangible record. Obama has a claim to fame by voting "present" as a state senator over a hundred times..... Oh yeah let's not forget that Obama became a multi-millionaire during the "BUSH" years.

Comment #1

lank — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:55:15 GMT

I guess you dont like Obama

Original Blog Entry: Notice to all employees.

jarasan — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:22:25 GMT

Subject: Notice to all your company name here employees - A profound statement of HOPE!

Notice to All your company name here Employees

As of November 5, 2008, when President Barry Obama is officially elected into office, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:

1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are underachieving a fair shake .

2. All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst you. This will help those who are too busy for overtime to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.

3. All top management will now be referred to as the government. We will not participate in this pooling experience because the law doesn't apply to us.

4. The government will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging its workers to continue to work hard for the good of all.

5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it's good to spread the wealth. Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more patriotic .

6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don't feel bad though, because President Barry Obama will give you free health care, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free food stamps, and he'll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can't pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might even get a free flat screen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn't all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?)!!!

If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies, you may want to rethink your vote on November 4th.

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